slapped his face yesterday
OUCH.
he leaves a flower in a vase on my desk today
HMM.
rings up my extension later says he loves me
HEH?
rings again says he wants to XXX-rated
HMPH.
rings back to apologize for remarks
SMIRK.
stops by my cubicle says he has a hard you-know-what
WINK.
break time and i feel a little aroused,
he grabs my boob when no one is looking
SQUEAL.
he tries to kiss me and i let him
SIGH.
he tells me my blog turns him on, esp. posts about kissing nikki and denti
BLUSH.
now i really feel guilty
AUGH.
later see him coming out of closet with female co-worker
MEH.
feeling shitty
BLAH.
life sucks
AARGH.
and then we die
;P
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