new guy at work

slapped his face yesterday
OUCH.

he leaves a flower in a vase on my desk today
HMM.

rings up my extension later says he loves me
HEH?

rings again says he wants to XXX-rated
HMPH.

rings back to apologize for remarks
SMIRK.

stops by my cubicle says he has a hard you-know-what
WINK.

break time and i feel a little aroused,
he grabs my boob when no one is looking
SQUEAL.

he tries to kiss me and i let him
SIGH.

he tells me my blog turns him on, esp. posts about kissing nikki and denti
BLUSH.

now i really feel guilty
AUGH.

later see him coming out of closet with female co-worker
MEH.

feeling shitty
BLAH.

life sucks
AARGH.

and then we die
;P

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