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[Guest Post] Strengthen Your Website or Blog for 2012

If you want a good, strong blog with a steady stream of repeat visitors, there are a few items you need to remove from your template or layout ASAP!

♦ Ghost Code and broken widgets. Were you a member of MyBlogLog? You may have some old code somewhere in there on your source page that may be slowing your pageload time - or worse - become a doorway for a hacker to come in and force a pop-up or a re-direct, stealing your readers!

♦ Re-direct widgets - go to your blog from a public computer - DO NOT log on to your Google or Blogspot or Blogger or WordPress account - as you hover over URLs, look in the lower left hand corner of the browser's bottom bar and see exactly what that link looks like: if there is an http://something else followed by your blog link, something is going on that may be affecting your traffic - a lot of advertisers will shun any blog that supports re-directs!

♦ Flash widgets and music that auto-plays when a visitor lands on your page. SUPER NO-NO! Get rid of any and all such garbage. Your load time will be cut by more than half!

♦ Broken Links - Bing and Google will have trouble with routine website indexes if you have too many. get rid of that old blogroll from 2006 as well! You don't need it! And nobody uses TRACKBACKS much anymore, so delete any code for that feature as well!

♦ Duplicate Content - watch out for shoddy guest-posters who upload the same article to 12 different blogs! Search engines interpret that as SPAM!

♦ Crappy Content - guest-bloggers are usually the culprits here - especially if their posts are poorly written - if you must post an article by a guest-blogger, use your head - edit the article to reflect the standards you yourself have set for your own blog posts!

♦ Design - I recently updated my blog's look, and not a moment too soon! My traffic tripled after I did a thorough housecleaning, employing many of the techniques in this article!

♦ Frames- old technology that the search engines have a difficult time dealing with.

REMEMBER THIS ::: The appearance of your blog is arguably the thing that is most important to get right. Content is king but appearance is the king’s mother! ~ Andrew Rondeau

ABOUT DAVE LUCAS ::: I've been blogging since 2001. Some have called me "an expert blog critic."

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Should I?

i been thinking maybe i should sell my blog
would any of u guys want to buy it?
i'm gettin busy with my films
and webcam stuffs

what should i do?

lissotrichous

the holidze r stressful and my brod found out he lost his job. jobs are like part of our identities. we all try to feed our souls and we try to feed our hearts because they are intertwined. i really need to find some inspiration.

dRunKen BloGGinG

im inna holidaze
just wanna give some shout outz to ma frenz...i don`t know where i`d be without u nicki and denti....you`ve taught me so much....... ( dat`s what friends are for, n`est pas?), you know already! A big hug goes out frum me to all y`all, heehee!

gimme a shout...perhaps you can grace my page with ur thoughts on life, luv wateva...or just say wassup...i promise i`ll get back to u eventually....

HaMsTeR ViDeO

HeLLO agaiN

dunno what made me post here right now..... i just don't feel like posting anything, but i'm here..... making a sumptuous dinner of duck, wild rice, & baby carrots. just made the apricot sauce for the duck. have a nice bottle of wine..... tryin' to come up with something to finish off the dinner..... pie? Ice Cream?

.....bored BoReD bored.....

i can't help it..... i just get so bored..... bored with my frenz..... bored with the blog.... bored with it allll.....

i went on some shitty girlie blogs from malaysia today.... these chicadillas are so dumb.... a couple were cute enough i could have sex with them any minute.... so i lied on th ebed here and pretended

i think i could be a dominatrix real easy

just ignore these and any other stupid thouts

remembering more about girls night out

me and denti and nikki were out clubbin' and we drank way too much... and just as we were leaving the spot these three guys come walking in. We told them that it stunk in there and not to waste their time going in. So we chatted them up for a bit and they suggested another club where we could hang out for the evening. We all drank way too much more and more. i said we should leave, so the guys took and dropped us off at nikki's and of course she invites them in.....and we all drink a bit more.Things got a little out of control and next thing i know nikki and denti are both having sex with one of the guys. Turns out i had on pantyhose that night so one thing leads to another, and there i am doggy style with my pantyhose around my knees, feeling like a porn star, two guys on me and then one cumz on my face and in my hair. Disgusting! I got pissed off and got dressed. The other dude tells me i was the best sex he ever had... fuck it lasted about 5 minutes and the guy didn't even cum. How stupid could you get? He wanted to know if i'd want to see him again.... then he saw my wedding ring and backed off. i go in the other room and the guy who gave me the facial is boning denti! He calls me over and wants me to "give her pleasure" so i said i was finished and left. Told hubby about it yesterday ***guilt*** and got forgiven. So we'd be even i told him i'd bring nikki over for a threesome. Now that's a solid marriage!

_+_+Maybe i should go baCK to posting cooking stuffs_+_+