Words of Faith ~ Health Check-up By God - Author Unknown

+ This is borrowed from another blog that may or may not be around anymore, and shared with you +

I went to the Lord's Clinic to have my routine check-up and I confirmed I was ill.

When Jesus took my blood pressure, He saw I was low in tenderness.

When He read my temperature, the thermometer registered 40 degrees of anxiety.

He ran an electrocardiogram and found that I needed several "love bypasses" since my arteries were blocked with loneliness and could not provide for an empty heart.

I went to orthopedics, because I could not walk by my brother's side and I could not hug my friends, since I had fractured myself when tripping with envy.

He also found I was short-sighted, since I could not see beyond the shortcomings of my brothers and sisters.

When I complained about deafness, the diagnostic was that I had sopped listening to Jesus' voice talking to me on a daily basis.

For all of that, Jesus gave me a free consultation thanks to His mercifulness, so my pledge is to, once I leave this clinic, only take the natural remedies He prescribed through his words of truth:

* Every morning take a full glass of gratitude.
* When getting to work, take one spoon of peace.
* Every hour, take one pill of patience, one cup of brotherhood and one glass of humility
* When getting home, take one dose of love
* When getting to bed, take two caplets of clear conscience

Do not give in to sadness or desperation for what you are going through today.

God knows how you feel...

God knows exactly and with perfection what is being allowed to happen to you in your life at this precise moment.
God's purpose for you is simply perfect.


He wants to show you things that only you can understand by living what you are living, and by being in the place you are now.


May God give you...
* For every storm, a rainbow
* For every tear, a smile,
* For every care, a promise,
* And a blessing in each trial.


For every problem life sends, a faithful friend to share,
For ever sigh, a sweet song,
And an answer for each prayer.

Me*ow

人生最大的樂趣，莫過於可以慵懶的躺在舒服的馬桶上
看著我深愛的主人( 嗯...嚴格的說，我只把她當成室友跟長期飯票 )
為我忙近忙出的張羅一切...
你呢？你覺得人生最大的樂趣是什麼？
我的室友(也就是一般人稱為主人的那個高挑辣妹)，心血來潮建了
一個屬於自己的部落格，身為她最親密的愛人"之一"的我，當然要
帶頭聊表心意，野人獻曝一番。
別看我只像一隻英俊神武、風流倜儻的大帥貓，我可是大有來頭呢！

Love Me Don't

i went to the dentist for a cleaning and checkup. it was hell. some horrible new hygienist serviced me and cut up my gums really bad. She just kept saying "o so much plaque! i have to dig so deep!" stupid inexperienced ass. so i was in massive pain whatever day that was. something best forgotten!

Soul Bleeding

It's funny how you can ramble on about complete crap when you know no-one is reading .. well i suppose someone COULD be reading this, but i really doubt anyone would make it past the first paragraph. I like the fact that i don't have to put in proper punctuation in this. Because no-one cares really!

sometimes it seems that i am so alone in this world. and i guess i kind of bring that upon myself. but when i think about it, i don't have any true friends. just maybe denti and nikki. a couple years ago i had a sex with nikki, and recently with denti. i know people that would frown on that, but i was with nikki was when my hubby and i were apart. denti and i were just fooling around taking pictures and one thing led to another. i don't think anyone knows how lonely lonely can feel until you wake up with nobody. i don't think i've ever let anyone in that close before as i did with nikki. and sometimes i wish i could find someone to be completely and utterly honest with. but the truth is, i barely know myself. and that scares me. nikki and i still french kiss sometimes. but it's just for a lark. denti now calls me "wifey" OMG

Ack. Depression. *sighs*

Dread was in vain!

A potentially bad evening turned out better than I could have ever possibly imagined. Let's start with me walking three blocks in the rain to get home from work. At that point I just needed more energy! But then out of nowhere, my hubby invited me out to dinner! A whole bunch of his people were going to the diner and I thought "oh craps, this is just weird," because he acted like I was part of their little group, and I'm not at all.

So of course I went, and had an amazing time. We all sat and talked. I didn't feel left out a bit. We joked and talked about work and books, blogs, etc. for a good two hours. Hubby's pal Felix was there too and he and I actually talked to each other, sanely. It turns out that he's starting up a new blog and asked for my help! I don't know if it'll be worth it, putting up with him. But I guess all bloggers are hard to put up with one way or another.

Other things happened today, of course. I wandered the mall alone for an hour and came so close to buying 100 dollars worth of birthday presents but at the last minute decided not to.

Tonight was great. Felix knows me now, sort of. The people I got to know a little better I found to be funny and honest. They kept teasing me about having to get up early for work in the morning.

Speaking of which I really should go to bed.

Comfort Food

I was starving after I my workout today--had the day off from the j.o.b. :) I came home, chopped some fresh brocolli and green bell pepper. I tossed the veggies and a handful of corn into the steamer for about 10 minutes on medium heat.

In another pan I heated a little olive oil and added some garlic, cumin, red pepper flakes, salt and black pepper. I let it sizzle for about a minute and put in a 1/4 cup of water and brought it all to a boil. I put in a 1/4 cup of whole wheat couscous, covered the pot and shut off the heat. After 5 minutes I mixed the couscous and steamed veggies together and topped it with slivered almonds.....mmmmmm, mmmmmmm!...Delishush lunch with lots of veggies, fiber, protein and very low in fat.

The lunch took me precisely 15 minutes to fix---now I'm full and can sit and read for a few hours :)

Hollow

I hate those kind of girls who don't do anything...who aren't good at anything, and just have their goal in life to be beautiful and to flirt. It seems so shallow to me...and I especially hate when some guys go goo goo over them. That's just plain annoying. I started thinking about this yesterday while I sat for two hours while getting my nails done.

....my nEw LooK....

BROWS!

went to the mall with nikki and we both got new looks.... hope u like!

Photo of Lady Java

A tribute to Lady Java!

Click on the picture to get a look at the face (more pix) and read the true story of this popular personality!

after dinner blogmint

hey tweeps.......i was just finishing up dinner......it was really good :) later my family and me (of course...lol) will all play cards. i am looking forward to it a lot! we spend too much time online and connected! i am so very excited about going to work tomorrow since i have a whole new outfit that i am sure to get comments on..... its really cool, one of my favorites.

Mood 27 red

friends, bloggers, readers

hows life going?

Anybody ever think maybe i go to way too much trouble when it comes to jotting down my life?

ack, I'm a sappy sentimentalist and I know it. i won't be happy until I've recorded my every thought to perfection and listed the categories of emotions on seperate colored tabs.

I'm at the "I wanna just relax and reflect" point on my Mood Chart. The big problem is that i DON'T have the time to do that! I've got two big assignments due on the bosses' desk in two days and have got no voice and a really bad cough that's just irritating the living daylights out of me!!!...+.sigh.+...but, that's life after all!!

PS - nikki and denti - love u guys!

*Sigh* of desperation!

don't you hate it when life gets in the way of your plans/hopes/dreams? you finally figure out what you're going to do with your life, then something gets in the way...

such is life in my house.

Ugh.

B.O.R.E.D.

Bored
Bored
Bored
Bored
Bored
Bored
Bored

iNNer ThouGhts and eNcounTerS

what i was wearing today (picture by denti)

my personal revolution evolution


this blog is the place to write what i think, what i feel, well, what i "think" what i really am!

today i was walking and this older man hit on me. i wonder what goes through the mind of a man in his 50s, hair grey already, paunchy, approaching me, a nearly-30 lady, making up an excuse that he wanted me to help in a search for an address. it came up in conversation that he had ended his relationship with his girlfriend because she was taking too long to graduate and she did not want to marry him until school was done! he argued that for him, women had to stay home and care for children and the household, because the woman is not competent to work! as he spoke such nonsense, he noticed my wedding ring and asked if i would ever cheat on my hubby. i noticed he was looking down at my breasts and i thought as this was happening to me - how I would get out of this situation?

i told him in no uncertain terms - i said my heart is with my husband - and then he reached in and squeezed my left breast (i wasn't wearing a bra) and pinched my nipple and i felt both my nipples begin to erect. he smiled and moved off away. i thought about the woman who at the time that she started dating him was maybe perhaps about 24 years, dated him for 6 years, must have liked him and thought he would accompany her for the rest of his life, he just quit because she was "taking too much time"!. Now she is past 30 years old, and what a man wants a woman with 30+ years and to top it independent? NO!, The only one who divorced will have thousands of problems with his ex-wife, children, etc. and such!

i told my hubby what happened: he said "the guy probably just wanted to feel your tits" - a weird thing like this happened summer of 2009, but it was another woman who approached me at a club and as we sat in a dark corner she began caressing me and trying to kiss me. i let her touch me and tongue kiss me just to see what it felt like. i noticed a man coming over who was her boyfriend it turned out and they wanted a sex partner. i said NO and walked away. sexiness is a mysterious thing.

i told denti about it so she took some pictures of me and said i look "sweet" - before i got married nikki and i would french kiss a lot just fooling around, but that was different. recently denti and i have been kissing and i guess we had an encounter........now i feel embarassed about sharing with you this information. no time for cold feet - clicking "publish post" - i am only a human girl

I'm probably going to delete this tomorrow...

I'm in a really bad mood. Angry. Funky. Bitchy.
//insert witty remark here//

shitty stats

just looked at my blog traffic report :(

maybe i should put up a pic of my tits? LOL

my girl denti says i should either do that or put up a pic of us two girls kissing

she says that would attract visitors

we took some pics but im chicken to put them here!

* s i g h s *

jot

sometimes i just enjoy writing stuff just for the sake of putting my thoughts into coherent sentences and maybe even structured paragraphs.....

...time in a blog...

i'm so aggravated right now! I can't get onto the mommies chat! Every mom in the world must go on after 10pm! When all the kiddies are finally asleep! Anyway, i gained a 1/2 pound this week! I went on a long run morning but, I had some Breyers Ice Cream tonight with nikki! Of course hubby had to buy this really good flavor! It's almost like he's jealous and wants to see me gain weight!! i really should try and "be good" this week so, i can lose next week! Oh well, until next time, i'm aggravated! Goodbye!

Baking Magickal Banana Cookies with the twitterer!

Neat, sweet and a treat to eat! The family will call for more!

Ingredients

* 3 ripe bananas
* 2 cups rolled oats
* 1 cup raisins
* 1/3 cup Smart Balance oil
* 1 teaspoon vanilla extract

Directions

1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F .
2. In a large bowl, mash the bananas. Stir in oats, raisins, oil, and vanilla. Mix well, and allow to sit for 15 minutes. Drop by teaspoonfuls onto an ungreased cookie sheet.
3. Bake for 20 minutes until lightly brown.

How annoying.

Everyone has gone to sleep that was online. Now I'm stuck here by myself. Boring.

star style *-*

what a tiring day..

an idiot keep staring at me just now.. how i wish i can give him a kick at the place where it hurts most!

"Better to write for yourself and have no public,

than to write for the public and have no self"

-Cyril Connolly

Baking with the twitterer: Healthy Oatmeal Cookies!

Ingredients:

Dry ingredients

• 1 cup whole wheat flour (a pinch more depending on the moisture of the mix)
• 1 1/2 cups of Rolled Oats
• 1/2 tsp baking soda
• 1/2 tsp baking powder
• 1/2 tsp salt
• 2 Tbsp Cinnamon
  
• 1/2 tsp Nutmeg (optional)

Wet ingredients

• 1/2 cup honey
• 1/2 cup olive oil or Smart Balance Oil
  
• 1 Tablespoon Molasses
• 1 egg (beat with 1 Tbsp Water)
• 1 tsp Vanilla

Additional ingredients

• 1/2 cup raisins
  
• 1/2 cup walnuts
  

Prep:

1. In a large bowl, mix all the dry ingredients together.
2. In a medium bowl, mix all the wet ingredients together. Hint: when measuring out the honey, spray the measuring cup with oil or baking spray--your honey won't stick).
3. Mix the wet stuff with the dry stuff. Add the raisins and walnuts and mix. If the mixture seems too wet, add a bit of flour. If it isn't binding together very well, you can add an egg white.
4. COOL the mix for 20 minutes in the ref.
5. Preheat the oven to 330 degrees (lower temperature due to the honey in the recipe which will burn more easily).
6. Drop by teaspoonfuls onto your baking sheet (It is recommend to line the baking sheet with parchment paper). Press down with a fork to ensure even cooking.
7. Bake for about 17 - 22 minutes or until golden on the bottom of the cookie. The cookies freeze very well and make a great snack!

Just a simple girl in this wonderland world...

ADDED JUST NOW - note to self - I should not blog when drunk! :)

i am a girl who always dreaming and think too much !! even now as a woman i know that some of my deep dark thought's not nice but i can't control it... sometimes i like to watch naughty DVDs... aiksssss... what can i do some more ??

i hope i can be more happy and get a brightest future...i dunno what i want also... sometimes confused...hehehhe...my fren always worry about me..i feel bad i always makes frens worry about me..but what can i do??luckily i still have some best frens beside me and always give me support!! thanks alot my frens!! i love u all!! mmmmmmmmmuaksssssssss!

Dear Thief

Hello!

It's been a week since you decided that you wanted my car stereo badly enough to toss a brick through the window and pry it out of my dash board, and I am still laughing at you. In all honesty, I will probably be laughing at you for the next several weeks. I shudder with glee each time I pull into my driveway and see the blood you spilled in your endeavour. All of the blood in my car, I did clean though. You are probably diseased. I did snap a digital picture of it that I can open and laugh at you over and over.

Why do I laugh so hard?! You broke into my car and sliced yourself up for what?! A stereo that was already broken!

The cool thing is that I've been paying a monthly insurance premium which covers the stereo! The unit was sketchy and did not play MP3's. My new one does. Thanks again!

Another Day in This Life of Mine

Today I don't really know what I'm feeling. I'm supposed to go to work later on today, and I kinda don't want to. I always feel awkward walking in, like I'm not part of the crew or something. So I will be applying for a new job. *applause*

Word Girl

Today I thought of Lovely words.

I should have writ them down.

Love and XOXO,

C

ESL

a little more, not too much, about me!

TV Love Quotes and Other Jokes

"Love - a dangerous disease instantly cured by marriage."

-- Detective Lennie Briscoe on Law & Order

"All human beings connect sex and love ... except for men."

-- Roseanne Conner on Roseanne

"A beautiful, successful, intelligent woman is in love with me and I throw it all away. Now I will spend the rest of my life living alone. I'll sit in my disgusting little apartment, watching basketball games, eating Chinese takeout, walking around with no underwear because I'm too lazy to do the laundry."

-- George Costanza on Seinfeld

"One woman's Titanic is another woman's Love Boat."

-- Carrie Bradshaw on Sex and the City

"I know they call this a love seat, but I'm not feeling anything special towards you."

-- Chandler Bing on Friends

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We brought our newborn son, Adam, to the pediatrician for his first checkup. As he finished, the doctor told us, "You have a cute baby."

Smiling, I said, "I bet you say that to all new parents."

"No," he replied, "just to those whose babies really are good-looking."

"So what do you say to the others?" I asked.

"He looks just like you."

- Submitted to Reader's Digest by Matt Slot

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When I was a kid, my dad and I had a running joke. If anyone asked what he did for a living, I was to reply, "He's a sports mechanic. He fixes boxing matches and horse races."

Once I answered a teacher this way. She flipped out and summoned my parents. Dad calmed her down by explaining it was a joke.

"So what do you do?" she asked.

"I sell drugs."

Submitted to Reader's Digest by Gina Bennicasa

Life on $30K a Year

Can You Support Your Household On $30,000 A Year?
Guest Blogger: Marilyn Katz

You may be shocked by the thought of having to support a family on thirty thousand dollars a year. However, that is all that many American families make these days.

Statistics can be misleading and confusing, but more people live on $30,000 a year than you think! The US likes to publish a a statistic that the median family income is almost $50,000. This is a number that we tend to associate with being middle class. But you need to remember back to your high school math class. The median is the number you get when you throw out the top and bottom half. The median number is the number in the middle of other numbers.

Actually, $30k is not an average US household income. But it is the average when you throw out the top 10 percent of household incomes. But when you throw out the income figures for the wealthy, the number really gets a lot lower. The family average income for the lower 90% is only about $30,000. This number is a little alarming for a variety of reasons. However, it should also be examined as a way to change our perspective about our lifestyle and our retirement planning.

A lot of us are very concerned about our retirement plans. They had savings and assets. But the stock market went down. After that, house values were reduced. The savings and assets they counted on for a comfortable retirement have been reduced and lost value. We did make some bad mistakes. This means we have to be very careful to protect ourselves from now on!

It is helpful to examine the lifestyles of other people who make do with less money. There are some common themes. A lot of these people have something that they find satisfying. This passion does not cost them a lot of money, and sometimes it even helps generate an income. The do not need to fill the void with "stuff" because they have satisfaction from their hobby, work, or home life.

While it is nice to think about being happy without material things, we know that we need to pay some bills. Another common practice of people who can live well on lower incomes is that they avoid debt and find comfortable housing that does not cost a lot of money. If you are trying to figure out how to retire on a lower income, these should be your priorities. You need to figure out how you can find affordable housing and manage your debt.

A good credit score helps to. If you can raise your credit score, you will find that a lot of things are easier to do with less money. If you do need credit, it will be cheaper to get. Even some services, like auto insurance, are cheaper when you have great credit!

We would all like to retire with a comfortable income. I cannot tell you what income will make you comfortable and secure. If you can plan to retire well, the actual number will not matter as much.

Author Resource:-> Do you have The Bad Credit Blues? Learn how to improve your score so your life can be easier. Also learn more about average US incomes.

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Paradise Lost (Temporarily)

My 3 day mini-vacation has come to an end. Not much has happened. Yesterday we went to an earthy, new age yuppie restaurant way out in the woods in New Hampshire. The food was yummy (pasta timbales with rainbow chard), and there were lots of pretty flowers.

Lately I've felt an INTENSE need to create. I've been extremely busy with our smartphone business. But now I've decided I'm going to resurrect and rebuild the twitterer blog. I give my self 2 months. It's going to be lovely, Yep. I have to go to the library soon because I have some books to bring back. So while I'm there I'll probably pick up a few business books so I can make the blog better every day in every way!

Letting Loose

Today was really great. Smiley-face. It actually was really great. We didn't argue about anything. We laughed a lot. We had a lot of fun. We spent a lot of money.

I'm hungry now, however. Thinking about making Maggi noodles, except I'd rather just watch TV heh.

_~*trEasUreBoX*~_

Guest Post by KitKatz

Luv is a strange & funny thing. Luv is a dangerous trap which everybody will fall in at least once. Life ain't easy but it all happened so naturally tt i didnt even notice it.. Suddenly the moment just cum. i find u thru' the stars, i hope tis nitex will last 4eva. u r the one i think about each dae. U r the dream tat fills my head. U r the one tat i know i will never 4get. Everybody will hab something tat hab to leave behind; i think mine is: U.. I know sometimes it is wrong to just walk away. but wat else can i do to 4get u?! It is no use regrettin' or cryin.. i knew.. "Tell me how can our luv last 4eva"-tis question will leave me on the day when i let u go.. But i know it all had bcum

Baking with the twitterer: Rockin' Choc'lit Cake

Here's a recipe for scrumptous chocolate cake!
...
2 cups flour
1 cup margarine
1 1 / 2 cup sugar
1 cup bitter cocoa powder
1 / 2 tsp baking powder
3 eggs
1 / 8 tsp salt
1 cup water at room temperature
1 cup chopped nuts (optional)

Preparation - Cream margarine with sugar - Add the cocoa and mix well - Add the eggs - Add the baking powder and salt . - Continue adding water alternately with flour until well blended. - If you're including walnuts, add to the mix.

Preheat oven to 350 F -
Grease a pan with margarine and pour in the mixture , bake 45 minutes. Decorate with powdered sugar (as seen in photo) Yummy!

(Don't fear) the Twitterer

noThing is Real bUt THe girl... nothing is real but me

"...validity is for you to decide, as is it your job to validate all things presented before you." --nicholas moceri

the blog is all about weaving an enchantingly beautiful alphabetical collage….splicing sentences and paragraphs.

What is real?

“It’s about nothing but its about everything” that's what they say. the blog is about specifics and yet the specifics make up the whole. It gives u a glimpse of my world and then sends u back into your own.

beaTs. expeRriments . daNcing . siNging . seX . pounDing . leaPing . hoPPing . throBBing . distanCing, baLanCing... shadows and spaces.

Always about one and the other….a weakness a strength, beauty and destitute, the erotic and the pragmatic, …leaving the power of language and image to exploit that of the surreal.

nothing is real but the girl... noThing is Real bUt me... waTcH for signs

Cooking with the twitterer! Grilled Corn With Maple and Chipotle!

Here's a late-fall favourite sure to please everyone at the BBQ! The corn is grilled with husks on, and then it's coated with a spicy-sweet glaze. The glaze is a mixture of butter, maple syrup, garlic, and chipotle chiles.

It's an easy recipe with spectacular results. The blend of maple syrup and chipotle chiles is magnifique; the two ingredients level each other, so the glaze isn't too sweet or too spicy. It's a classic side with a modern twist!

Ingredients

8 ears corn
1/2 cup Grade B maple syrup
5 tablespoons unsalted butter
2 chipotle chiles in adobo, pureed
2 cloves garlic, chopped to a paste
Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper

Directions

Peel away the outer husks on the corn without actually removing them. Remove the inner silky threads, then wrap the outer husk back around the ear. Soak the ears in water for 1 hour.
In a small saucepan, combine the maple syrup, butter, chiles and garlic and season with salt and pepper. Allow to simmer over medium heat for about 8 minutes. Remove from the heat and keep warm.

Preheat a grill for medium heat. Grill the corn, turning occasionally, until the kernels are slightly charred, about 20 minutes. Brush with the maple butter.

Serves 8.